Dang it, you're proud of where you're from, living, or passing through and you want it to stay the way that it is. Wearing these tee's in public for at least 4 hours a week is your gosh darn civic duty.
These shirts are a chaotic mess. Just a complete and utter disaster of a calamity of a fiasco. Wear at your own risk to the stability of your mind and the world as we know it.
The truth rocks. Using mistakes, misrepresentations and illogical foundations to deliberately deceive or persuade an audience does not. These legendary shirty bands used rocking' riffs and logical lyrics to expose the fallacies of reasoning propagated by the rich and powerful to manipulate the masses.
The inspiration for this whole site was facts on shirts. Real bits of trivia, esoteric knowledge, and random useless facts. So, this is the page where the shirts are, that might make someone say, "You're shirting me!"
There is a only one thing that has the ability to woo lovers, defeat monsters and change the course of mankind and nature... JOKES! For safety, we recommend wearing one of these shirts at all times.
Every day there are loads of latent, half-baked, or just bad thoughts that jog through our noggins. It would be inappropriate to say them out loud... so we put 'em on a shirt.
Whether you love your life's work, or dread every second of your soul-sucking grind, we celebrate the fact that you have gainful employment. Our job is making T-shirts, like...
Someone once said something and then we remixed it for your pleasure. If you like words, wait until you see how we've arranged them on these shirts!
Whether you like them, feathery, furry, scaly, spotty, stripy, or spiky... we've got a shirty animal for you.
All brands are not created equal, and only the the best of the best are dubbed 'Shirty Brands.' We're proud to associate ourselves with these brands that have proven themselves worthy of a shirt. Do you think your brand should be included? Shoot us a note at email@example.com to start that process.